Why Do I Live With these people?

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  • El: So to celebrate Valentine's Day, I'm going to go see a movie about violence and shitty social situations causing death and destruction. Does anyone wanna go see Romeo and Juliet with me?
  • Liana: When I'm rich, I can get other people to talk when others are sad, right? That's how money works, right?
  • Liana: He inherited a tannery before he became a diabolical political leader.
  • El: Do you wanna go to New York next year to see King Kong the Musical?
  • Liana: What?
  • El: It's replacing Spiderman in the Foxwoods Theater.
  • Liana: So there's a decent chance that puppet's gonna kill that girl?
  • El: Yeah. Wanna go?
  • Liana: ...kinda. Depends on whether or not anybody dies.
Feb 7
  • El: Guess whose parents didn't mention poker night was a thing tonight?
  • Rose: Ooh, ooh, El! El's parents! Do I win? Was I right?
  • El: You were right and you do win. I'm so excited to be home.
Feb 7
  • Taylor: KAOS is currently playing some pop remix of part of your world, and I had a beautiful moment realizing that that was what I was hearing play in the background of reading about Chinese exclusion.
Feb 3
  • El: You lack the seasons of all nature, sleep.
  • Liana: Bitch, you stood me up twice today you don't get to tell me what to do! I do need to go to bed though, I have class tomorrow.
Feb 3
  • Kathleen: Right now relationship relationships are like pre-marriage.
  • Rose: Don't tell me that, I just want someone to watch movies with and do sexy things; you're making it scary.
  • Liana: Seriously, what the hell Kathleen?
  • Kathleen: IT'S TRUE CUZ EVERYONE'S LIKE FIGURING OUT WHAT THEY'RE DOING AFTER GRADUATION AND IF THAT PRETTY FREQUENTLY ENDS IN LIKE OH YOUR GOING TO GRAD SCHOOL THERE I COULD GET A JOB THERE AND AS SOON AS YOU DO THAT BAM! PREMARRIED!
  • Taylor: But if you find someone now you'll have all the perks and won't have to worry later.
  • El: Or you could just not at all and date someone until the end of the year then break up and go your separate ways?
  • Kathleen: BUT ONLY IF YOU ACTUALLY BREAK IT OFF AT GRADUATION
  • El: Well, yeah.
  • Liana: EL YOU WANT TO BE MARRIED MORE THAN ANY OF THE REST OF US IN THIS CONVERSATION DON'T FRONT
  • Taylor: One of my biggest fears is dying alone.
  • Rose: What is happening? Shut it down I'm scared.
  • Liana: I don't know, me too.
  • Rose: I'm gonna have nightmares about this shit
  • Liana: I've never even had sex how did we get to dying alone this fast?
  • El: I fear spiders and evil, man-eating plants that sing about killing dentists.
  • Liana: El, did you panic and start blurting out things that scare you that have no bearing on this conversation?
  • El: I was trying to change the subject?
  • Liana: Good job.
Feb 3
  • El: MOST HUMANS CRAVE PHYSICAL CONTACT!!! I AM NOT IN THE MINORITY WITH THAT SHIT!
Feb 3
  • El: I just ate shit in front of my entire class.
  • Liana: Excuse me?
  • El: I just fell on my ass. In front of 70 people. I was adjusting a light and the amp went out from under me and I fell and knocked over the amp and crashed into a bunch of chairs, right in the middle of some chick's song.
  • Lian: Oh, El. Are you ok?
  • El: I'm gonna have a bruise on my back and I fucked over my ankle again
  • Liana: So...sort of?
  • El: As okay as I was before, for the most part.
  • Liana: So, banged up with weird bruises, a screwy ankle, and a broken toe?
  • El: Yup.
  • Liana: Good, good.