Kathleen: If I was ever in a situation where I faced desperate odds with a group of people I feel like at some point I'd have to stop and organize us all so we could stand in line and squint out into the distance.
Kathleen: So I was walking back from the pub tonight down this long dark road and I saw a light in a field and my first thought was aww will of the wisp and then my second thought was oh fuck faeries and then I remembered the really dark brown donkey right beside my hostel on the river and I though oh fuck puca or kelpie shit and then I panicked until I got to it and avoided eye contact as I walked around it and thats the story of how the combination of my low tolerance and my paranoia make one pint of cider too much for me to handle
We're five students (I use that term loosely) from The Evergreen State College in Olympia, WA.
We say stupid things. A lot. And we never forgo an opportunity to mock each other, so we decided to create a archive of stupid things we say and do so we can further our bitchy ways. Also, El wants to be Tumblr Famous. That's... probably not gonna happen.